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Clown in a Cornfield: The Corniest Novel Hits the Big Screen

Clown in a Cornfield hits the big screen today. It’s the perfect teen slasher to kick off summer. Bringing equal parts mystery, teen drama, and comedy. In fact, it’s a bit of a shame that they went for the R rating, given that this would be a great horror movie for most teenagers who, because […]

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The Final Destination

The Final Destination or Final Destination 4: How to Almost End a Franchise

Prepare yourselves horror fans because Final Destination 4 is not a cinematic masterpiece. It’s one of those movies you watch because you’re watching the set. This is no one’s favorite. The opening disaster sequence is hands down the worst and the visual effects are terrible. The movie was originally 3D and every 2-3 minutes it

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Until Dawn Movie Review: Every Day Is A New Death

Until Dawn started out as a 2015 video game by the same name. The player’s goal was to see if they could keep all the characters alive, well, Until Dawn. Quick time events, a myriad of player choices, and some surprisingly tense sit still while a terrifying monster hovers over you moments made up the

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Final Destination 3

Final Destination 3: It’s Better With Two

We arrive at Final Destination 3, fresh faced from our, maybe, success in Final Destination 2. The last group of survivors had nothing more in common than a similar vehicular route. FD3 takes us back to basics with a group of high school seniors. For the first time, the movie DOES NOT open in a

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Final Destination 2

Final Destination 2 OR How Log Trucks Traumatized a Generation

Sometimes you come across the rare sequel that doesn’t completely suck. I mean they usually do. Final Destination 2 is actually a pretty good successor. Some might even say better than the first. I’ll give them that the opening disaster scene in this one is epic. I will ride on an airplane. I will go

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How to Make Horror More Horrifying – Immersive D-Box Seats?

My teen and I love horror movies. We see an absolutely absurd number of them every year. Everything from Jordan Peele’s newest deeply thought provoking and scary in an oh-god-this-is-an-accurate-treatise-on-societal-issues type of horror to teens-enter-scary-location-and-are-systemically-killed-but-I-don’t-really-care-because-they-are-all-kind-of-awful type of horror and everything in between. This has led, especially me after many years, to become a little jaded.

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The Book is Always Better – It Ends With Us

CoHo fans rejoiced this weekend as It Ends With Us hit theaters. And boy are there a lot of them. The movie has already grossed over $50 million in its first weekend. I rarely read Hoover, but my sister and mom both liked this one, so I read it as well, and the three of

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Tarot: Fate, written in the cards

I see an unreasonable number of movies every year. This includes almost every horror movie, no matter how campy, cheesy, or cheap and jump-scare-filled it promises to be. I knew I had to see it when I first saw previews for this year’s Tarot while watching a different horror movie. I loved the creepy stylistic

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