Final Destination 5: Breaking Bridges and Minds
We have finally come to the final, Final Destination…for now. For the next week. This one is a significant upgrade from Final Destination 4. It’s a little treat for sticking it out. The credits could use a little upgrade, though. The spacing between letters in these names is enough to send me into an OCD…
The Final Destination or Final Destination 4: How to Almost End a Franchise
Prepare yourselves horror fans because Final Destination 4 is not a cinematic masterpiece. It’s one of those movies you watch because you’re watching the set. This is no one’s favorite. The opening disaster sequence is hands down the worst and the visual effects are terrible. The movie was originally 3D and every 2-3 minutes it…
Until Dawn Movie Review: Every Day Is A New Death
Until Dawn started out as a 2015 video game by the same name. The player’s goal was to see if they could keep all the characters alive, well, Until Dawn. Quick time events, a myriad of player choices, and some surprisingly tense sit still while a terrifying monster hovers over you moments made up the…
Final Destination 3: It's Better With Two
We arrive at Final Destination 3, fresh faced from our, maybe, success in Final Destination 2. The last group of survivors had nothing more in common than a similar vehicular route. FD3 takes us back to basics with a group of high school seniors. For the first time, the movie DOES NOT open in a…
Final Destination 2 OR How Log Trucks Traumatized a Generation
Sometimes you come across the rare sequel that doesn’t completely suck. I mean they usually do. Final Destination 2 is actually a pretty good successor. Some might even say better than the first. I’ll give them that the opening disaster scene in this one is epic. I will ride on an airplane. I will go…
Final Destination Plot Breakdown - Horror Movie Analysis
Final Destination is one of my favorite movie franchises. I’ve been trying to get my hands on the books, without paying $250 for a 150 page paperback, for years. So naturally when Final Destination: Bloodlines announced I was unbearable. I made everyone in my household watch the trailer, squealed with delight when the late great…
Tarot: Fate, written in the cards
I see an unreasonable number of movies every year. This includes almost every horror movie, no matter how campy, cheesy, or cheap and jump-scare-filled it promises to be. I knew I had to see it when I first saw previews for this year’s Tarot while watching a different horror movie. I loved the creepy stylistic…