When The Conjuring came out, there was one question on everyone’s mind. What is up with that creepy Annabelle doll from the cold open? At least that’s what I assume justified this movie. It’s a low point in the Conjuring Universe and as only the 2nd movie in the group, it’s kind of amazing that […]
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The Conjuring released in 2013. It tells the story of the Perron Family and their experience with inhuman spirits inhabiting their new home. It would be the movie that launched a, so far, 10 movie universe. Horror movies are no stranger to excessive sequels. While Friday the 13th is a masterpiece of tension and subverted
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I took voice notes while watching Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. (Not that I haven’t seen it 400 times) The app I use takes my voice notes and turns them into words but also gives it a name based on what I’ve been saying. It must use some type of AI. In this case, it
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Final Destination: Bloodlines is a decent outing for the franchise. The storyline is interesting and a very different plan for our favorite menace, death. The cast is a surprisingly loveable group in a franchise known for characters that no one is sad to see lit aflame and dragged down the road by a tow truck.
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Clown in a Cornfield hits the big screen today. It’s the perfect teen slasher to kick off summer. Bringing equal parts mystery, teen drama, and comedy. In fact, it’s a bit of a shame that they went for the R rating, given that this would be a great horror movie for most teenagers who, because
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We have finally come to the final, Final Destination…for now. For the next week. This one is a significant upgrade from Final Destination 4. It’s a little treat for sticking it out. The credits could use a little upgrade, though. The spacing between letters in these names is enough to send me into an OCD
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Prepare yourselves horror fans because Final Destination 4 is not a cinematic masterpiece. It’s one of those movies you watch because you’re watching the set. This is no one’s favorite. The opening disaster sequence is hands down the worst and the visual effects are terrible. The movie was originally 3D and every 2-3 minutes it
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Until Dawn started out as a 2015 video game by the same name. The player’s goal was to see if they could keep all the characters alive, well, Until Dawn. Quick time events, a myriad of player choices, and some surprisingly tense sit still while a terrifying monster hovers over you moments made up the
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We arrive at Final Destination 3, fresh faced from our, maybe, success in Final Destination 2. The last group of survivors had nothing more in common than a similar vehicular route. FD3 takes us back to basics with a group of high school seniors. For the first time, the movie DOES NOT open in a
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